repmet:

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

catchymemes:

ap0stle:

“i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do”

when i get home from work:

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

mexicanjesuschrist:

huffylemon:

Car Guys Horse Girls

🤝

Horse Power

palebluepixel:

afeelgoodblog:

The Penguin Relationship Board

A polycule too advanced for human minds

eridan-ampora:

this healthline article is about to make me fucking lose it

noelbadgespugh:

anon-was-taken:

moth-moth-the-magic-moth:

gunsandfireandshit:

screamydreamy:

I looked it up and the juice is apparently a concentrated ginger/mango/cayenne/turmeric blend

shit’ll clear out your sinuses Right fast

potion of “yeah good fuckin luck”

guooey:

went to the aquarium this summer and stood in front of a 335,000 gallon kelp forest and got so pissed off about not being one of those fish that my throat tightened and my fists clenched. it lasted like 10 seconds until I noticed I was being a weirdo in public but I understand everythng about this world now…………..

thegreenasterisk:

reywallker:

someone who hasnt seen heroes caption this

mahgck:

kentucky-fried-thea:

wizard-making-cereal:

cozy-funny-socks:

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I have a pair they’re amazing

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nkjemisin:

radiofreederry:

I cannot write anything this batshit, no matter how hard I try.